Congressman’s Tinder Profile Criticised

Zee Leldin a congressman for New Amsterdam’s 13th District has been reprimanded for underplaying the size of his penis on the dating app.

“Don’t let the photo fool you. It’s really not that big, honest. I can fit through most doorways”.

His wife has been ‘resting’ since 2014.

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